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San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.

Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.

by kct September 26, 2014


San Francisco slippers

derogatory term for kneepads

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.

by cspri May 29, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco windchime

The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.

"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."

I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.

by Bearbat April 25, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Sandwich

The act where two homosexuals forcefully try to convert a third individual.

Bill and Joe were carefully approaching Bob from each side of the bed. Bob, unaware, was now becoming a victim of a San Francisco Sandwich.

by Skamuf March 29, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Sandals

San Francisco sandals is slang for knee pads.

Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.

by lcaf October 1, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

by Lah22 October 5, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco kiss

When two men touch their buttholes together.

Wow-wee Johnny sure gave me a great San Francisco Kiss last night!

by DonkeyBallsDonkeyBalls April 4, 2016