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when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.
Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"
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Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.
The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.
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Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.
"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.
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(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!
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Where one of your mates goes fishing and tries to get one off with a fish.
"Oi Kevin, you know Harold yea, he is one of them Fish fuckers."
People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..
1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..
2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..
3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..
4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..
A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.
"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."