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Fuck Me Raw

When a horny bitch wants you to fuck the hell otta her.

That bitch was beggin me to fuck her raw.

by nick March 4, 2005

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fuck me standing

An expression of vast displeasure.

"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."

"Well, fuck me standing!"

by Stupid Box Time Waster June 11, 2006

25👍 10👎


Fuck me in the fuck

When you are in the middle of raging while unsuccessfully streaming a video game online.

Fuck me motherfucker ever! Fuck me in the fuck!

by Jack X^2 February 19, 2022


fuck me box

McDonalds Largest box of cookies aka a cookie tote

Syncere pulls up to McDonalds and orders this "Can I get a FUCK ME BOX" (a cookie tote).

by funnygibby May 30, 2023


Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

by gregben February 21, 2022


fuck me master

The phrase screamed by ash as he is fucking himself for me.

Oh, please fuck me master

by Master___ October 14, 2017


God fuck me

Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.

God fuck me! My dad just showed up at my house!

by Banana_hammeck December 21, 2021