totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

Shredding the gnar

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

Gnar Boy

Gnar is basically, um... it kinda means the same as like cool, or- ya know?

That was really gnar boy.

gnar-cycle

a skateboard that is used as an instament to shred or be gnarly

"yo grandma i'm gunna go for a cruiz on my gnar-cycle"
"well alright sunny but be home for supper"

Anti-Gnar

Something that is not cool at all. It can also be a person who is not cool, such as a tool. Substitution for loser, tool, fag, ass hole, etc.

If you're hanging out having fun and one person starts bitching or is silent and anti social the whole time they are an Anti-Gnar. If you're at a party and someone brings a bottle of vodka to a party and doesn't share or even pay to get into the party in the first place they are an Anti-Gnar.
If you see a picture online of a kid who thinks he's a G and he is holding up a bunch of $1 bills like he's a Mac he is an Anti-Gnar.

gnar-status

a versatile term to describe anything out of the norm in a positive way. it could be to describe anything crazy, cool, intense, etc.

It's beyond good...it's straight-up Gnar-status!!