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glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015


Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.

That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2021


Blaze glaze

The look on someone's face when they're stoned

Jas Greg had such blaze glaze last night , his eyes looked like pissholes in the snow

by Philtheviking March 24, 2016


glazed gizzard

When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.

After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.

by TheGlazer September 15, 2012


GLAZED CHICKEN

why in the shit would you search this up. how did you even find this. get out, wha tare you doing with your life you fucking wierdo

i will shove a glazed chicken up your ass if you dont scram rn

by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020


Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023


Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022