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When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating
After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.
When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.
When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.
To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.
I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.
A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.
Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.
Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.
Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
The look on someone's face when they're stoned
Jas Greg had such blaze glaze last night , his eyes looked like pissholes in the snow
When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.
After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.