gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

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Blue gum

Another derogatory word against blacks

Did you hear that Linda sucked that blue gums dick last night , I knew she was a nigger lover

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gum sack

When your ball sack is mushy and slacky thus looking and feeling like a piece of gum

Gerard's gum sack was a result of the warm humid weather

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wine gums

A soft chewy sweet for all the family to enjoy!

"Henri got drunk on wine gums."

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abc gum

gum that has already been chewed (especially if placed under a desk or chair)

If you chew that abc gum you could get someone's germs.

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gum lao

(language: Cantonese)
/gʌm laʊ/
(guhm lou)

–verb (used with object)
*more uses than listed*
1. Slang . to screw up.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. Slang . to jizz on (also refer to T-bag).
4. Slang . to perform act of violence.
5. Slang . to cheat.

–verb (used without object)
1. Slang . to meddle (usually fol. by sher lai bei ah dow ah).

–interjection
1. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
2. Slang . (to add emphasis. Usually fol. by piece of shit).

–noun
1. an act of sexual intercourse.
2. Slang . a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
3. what the fucking gum lao, Slang . (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

-adjective
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: gum lao pair of shoes.
2. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
3. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a gum lao question.
4. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a gum lao party.
5. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that gum lao radio.
6. in a state of stupor; stupefied: gum laoed from fatigue.

Common usages:

1. "Why are you so gum lao?"
2. "I gum laoed the test."
3. "Fuck that gum lao piece of shit"
4. "Wyatt, stop gum laoing your own face" (also refer to T-bag)
5. "Stacy gum laoed your balls last night" (note ambiguity: multiple definitions)

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Gum Shank

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.

Someone: "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" You: (Throw Gum) "GUM SHANK!!!!!!"

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