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Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici January 21, 2016


hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021


Harry the hamster

A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.

Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.

by Hamsterlord666 March 2, 2021

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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)

dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar

by rob magnum February 29, 2012


Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.

Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.

by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017


face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand March 12, 2016


electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

by lolomguy February 25, 2020