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Honestly the town with all the junior high ones smoking their little e cig (it’s meant to help you quit smoking), honestly they don’t want to get caught but end up doing it at like 2:45 pm in a public park where tons of houses can see you doing the sesh. They also do weed.
Fun fact: there was some kid who was “slabbering” about a girl and ending up getting beaten; in his own house. Because everyone beat his door down.
Then we got the ones after junior high and the ones that are still in junior high shouting “FUCK THE PEELERS” “NO SURRENDER - THE POPES A BENDER”. like their so proud to
be a protestant, it’s honestly an embarrassment. Always doing weed in an abandoned factory.
lurgan is also the place that people use the phrase “Lah” instead of “Lad”. Mainly a way of acting hard
“You live in Craigavon bie?
“Ay!”
“Which part?”
“Lurgan!”
“That shithole, that’s lethal lah.”
A reality tv show that surrounds 3 young professionals, two of which have chlamydia. Try to guess which ones
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Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.
Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.
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A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.
Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.
Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.
Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."