Hank Juice

A concoction of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum of any variety, blended with some Cherry Coke and an energy drink, preferably Red Bull for some added kick if desired.

"Eh, what you want to drink over there?"

"How bout you mix me up some dat Hank Juice, make it 100!"

"Sure thing, you gonna be outti!"

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Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

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wank hank

A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.

Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.

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Hank

Hank is a root beer sold in Nab One Stop in my town. It is the illest root beer known to mankind. SO since Hank is a funny word and all, you say Hank after each time you cough after a diesel rip of chronic stash.

Quote for using Hank - "COugh!, Hank! That was a diesel rip off the binger."

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Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

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Colin Hanks

Tom Hank's son who stars in Orange County and is kinda hot

Colin Hanks stars in orange County

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road hank

When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...

-Where'd Sarah go? Did she get dropped off?

-Nah, she's in there...givin' ROAD HANK!

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