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Helen Network

When a person knows sooo many people that their comments on insta are always blowing up. They know/are acquaintances with so many people who can boost their ego and hype them up.

Person 1: Damn Maria has over 70 comments on her recent insta post she must feel 12/10 rn. Shawtys got the Helen network.

Person 2: See, being to the left won’t hold you back in life!

by Rinara Batista February 5, 2021


Helen B.

Helen B Is a kind, shy, and special person. This is a person who will be there when you need her most. Think like a best friend, but higher in rank

Ultra friend? She is shy, but moderate and is willing to help people when they need her most.

Person: Hey, is she your best friend?
Soup: She is Helen B.

by Da_Soupist April 24, 2019


Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023


Ea Helen

Ea helen is a norwegian women, who does not like even. She is good at school, but does not like school.

"omg is Ea Helen , she is so #cool", "so super cool girl"!

by kulim December 16, 2021


Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.

Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.

by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020


Rose-Helene

Very hot person, always the prettiest in the room.

Hot person : Look, it’s Rose-Helene!
Hot person 2: Rose-Helene is hotter then me!

by lebelrosehelen November 27, 2021


Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015