The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?
Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?
Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time
It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»
Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.
Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".
Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?
Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.
Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!
An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jagermeister, Whiskey, and a splash of soda. Usually taken as a shot
Anyone want a Hillbilly Hellhammer
A hillbilly menthol is when one chews mint gum while smoking a normal cigarette, so that the smoke tastes like a menthol.
Joe craved a crisp smooth taste, so he used spearmint gum to make a hillbilly menthol.
To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position
Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?
What's that.
Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.
Two-Stepping. Country dancing. Line dancing.
To go to a country bar and dance to country music.
My friend put on his best cowboy boots, and went to the saloon to Two-Step with as many young gals as he could last night. He was Hillbilly HipHoppin' all night long!