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I DONT NEED IT
I DONT NEED IT
RIP the beloved headphone jack
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Whenever a question comes up during a discussion/conversation, the owner of the iPhone looks up the information and finds the answer. May also use the apps in order to make a point during a conversation.
Cool Guy: What year did the Redsox snap their world series drought? Who wants to be an "iPhone Hero?" Who has an iPhone?
Hero: Let me check my MLB app. Redsox won in 2004.
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A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.
I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.
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Introducing the Iphone 8 , bigger , better ( kind of ) and now with 4 camera , to take 4 time the same picture , thank you apple
-iphone 8
-ipad
-IPAID
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When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.
I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.
Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)
Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?
Dante: No.
Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.
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A phone apple pulled from their arses and slapped on Face ID that only works within a 15cm radius, also the improved sket called siri is still as deaf as your gandma listening to that emo shit skrillex.
Person 1: Show how that great iphone x works!
Person 2: let me shit it out.
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