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When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."
"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants
i pube my pants in #mycalvins
shitting your pants like joe biden
person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”
To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.