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The apparent contradiction that women from India tend to be either amazingly beautiful or less than attractive. Particularly noticable among first generation Indian undergraduates.
The Indian dichotomy is in full effect at the club tonight
When you have a pimple or blemish In-between your eyebrows, temporarily giving yourself the look of having a traditional Indian Bindi.
Friend 1: Hey man how'd dinner with Jenni Patel's parents go last night?
Friend 2: Dear god it was awful. I had a really bad pimple.
Friend 1: Well you can't let that ruin your whole night can you?
Friend 2: You don't understand, it was an Indian Pimple. Her parents think it was some kind of joke.
Friend 1: That's gold dude!
The fictional tribal designation of a non-Indian who wishes he could claim Native American ancestry. Synonymous with Awishawern Indian.
Ward Churchill, though full blooded Caucasian, can accurately claim status as Awannabean Indian.
A scammer with exceptionally bad english skills, and very un-convincing selling techniques.
"Hello your computer has virus"
"Hello is this Andew? I am calling from 5/3 bank to tell you there has been a error. Give me the last 4 numbers in credit card"
-Some Indian Scammer
When the skin of your penis turns red from constantly jacking off.
If you keep jacking off like that you will get an Indian Teepee.
When an Indian is so fucked in the brain that they act like white kids trying to be cool. Instead of being smart they are average or straight up retarded because they try too hard to be cool and act like white idiots. These people also where their mask under their nose during pandemics cause they think it’s cool I guess.
Regular Indian: Hey so what you get on that Honors Math test
White Indian: Bro I don’t even take honors I ain’t a nerd
Regular Indian: Wtf how do your parents not care
White Indian: Cuz I’m just that fucking good at life
Regular Indian: Get a life dude and stop tryna be white
White Indian: Shut up you a nerd
A bunghole on fire and burning from a delicious going in, but painful coming out, spicy curry dish.
Oh man we went to Tandoori House last night for dinner. I’m paying the price today when an Indian star.
I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.