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Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?
Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.
Brendan: What? Where's that?
Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
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When you someone tells you they love you infinity and beyond you can say “I love you infinity and beyonder” mean that you have the most
someone: I love you infinity and beyond
you: well i love you infinity and beyonder
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Fuck Infinity is the theory that when one says the word "fuck", (or alterations of the word) multiple times continuously in one sentence he or she enters Fuck Infinity, thus not being able to stop saying the word (or alterations of the word) "fuck".
Dan: The Arsenal game sucked.
Ozzy: Tell me about it, Man City those fucking fuck fucking fuckers fuck fucking fuck fucking fuckers ∞.
Dan: Dude, I think you just entered Fuck Infinity.
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Band located in Michigan who try to mix amazing classic rock covers with crappy modern rock covers, plus a few sub-par originals. And not to mention they have little to no interaction with their audience.
Man, next time you ask me to go to an Infinity Hour show, remind me I've got better ways to waste my time.
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When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
Inanimate Insanity Infinity is a version of Inanimate Insanity, hosted by Salt and Pepper after winning the first contest thanks to Lightbulb pushing them after traveling back in time in the episode “Alternate Reality Show”
“Welcome to Inanimate.. Insani.. Inan-“
“Inanimate Insanity Infinity Madams.”