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An annoying shorty that has anger issues. They will usually be gingers with freckles. A very large penis, and can be very hot and inspiring at times.
Doesn't take no for an answer. Is a HUGE simp. Will do anything for the girl he loves. Sweet and caring, but also a bitch. Loves to game but is an idiot that you would simp for. His laugh always makes you smile, and you'd love him to be in your life.
1) Oh my god, girl, look! Is that Keegan?!
2) I'd love to date a Keegan.
A rat of a man who loves roasting people even though he could be easily roasted AND toasted, easily one of the meanest people alive
‘Oh my god, you are SUCH a keegan’
Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)
Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.
On the spectrum, waves his hands around like a helicopter on the daily. He makes random noises and is not very bright. He gets mad easily and is spoiled. He gets in verbal fights at schools and sometimes gets physical. This guy is one you would want to avoid but if you do befriend him he won't kill you.
Meagan - "Have you seen how the Keegan guy looks?"
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
A guy who gets lost in parking lots FREQUENTLY
Person 1: Have you seen Keegan?
Person 2: I think he got lost in the parking lot again.
Yo Keegan likes to throw frisbees. Colorado is tall, apple fritter, blonde hair, car, socks and sandals ALL day long, huge personality. Like the best. 11/10 human being. Would recommend.
Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND
a hypocrite, the type of dude whos cool until shit goes down