Kevin

One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.







THE BEST}!

Mmmm, Kevin is indescribable, no one could measure up to him.

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Kevin

An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.

Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.

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Kevin

A hoe. He’s not loyal and likes five different girls at a time

Kevin has a new girlfriend.

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Kevin

A guy who doesn't know how to frickin watch the light.

Guy recording: kevin, Kevin watch the light dude.
Kevin: *SMASHES THE FRICKING LIGHT*

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Kevin

Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.

“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding”

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Kevin

Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly

have you seen Kevin today?

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KEVIN!

(Not to be confused with the regular name, Kevin) Yelling "KEVIN!" is something you say just for the sake of it (or to be annoying). Especially if no one around you is named Kevin.

Random Guy: KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!

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