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Being wacked in the face by a laptop
When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you
When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.
As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..
Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history
I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan
Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?
When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"
A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.
Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone
Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?
You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.