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Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.
Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?
Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.
Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?
Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.
Hobo on street: Can I join?
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Something you’d buy on an important expedition.
“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”
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Wow Delta’s Mom is such a Humongous Fat Lard
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Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"
Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?
What?
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When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
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Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
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