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Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

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Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows โ€” look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by everywalls December 20, 2021


shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 14, 2010


plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play

That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag

by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal

"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019


laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.

No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.

by djkhlaskjfh September 12, 2008

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