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The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.
Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.
Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.
Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)
Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.
To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.
I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.
This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.
Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.
Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
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cwar's other ghetto fab nickname
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
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When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."
see also: hungry
Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.
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