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Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.
You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!
Lance's pride and joy. Sex machine
Yo guys I brought a nacho machine in case you want some
A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
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a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes
2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
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A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
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A computer
"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"
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