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Minute maid

A person that cums in a minute

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.

by Cloudxo April 8, 2020


Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.

"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child

by teestan10 May 28, 2021


oven maid

Like a good crack cook who knows how to whip it well, an oven maid attends to flipping bho patties & helps with other chores around the op. (Whether trap, grow, distribution ect)

We all know you can't come hang out because you're an oven maid

by wmrelief November 13, 2015


Maide

A part of quran
Also used as a girl name in Turkey

Maide is such a clever girl.

by Eesmerlannister March 30, 2017


Maide

A girl like a queen than anyone she knows. Maide is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is everything pretty, hot and sweet smelling.

Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love.
She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Maide.

She's like a queen she's so Maide! DAMN

by MilLatinos January 3, 2017


noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 10, 2011


The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024