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when your woman is on her rag and you thumb her pussy then wipe it across her lips
mary wasnt wearing lipstick last night.. so i gave a marilyn monroe
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A SHITTY PERSON WITH BAD STYLE. oh & she likes shoving her fingers in other girl's boyfriend's butthole. & being a slut at all times.
Me: oh my god! that girl reminds me of a Marilyn King
Joseph: dude I KNOW! ew...
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Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.
I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).
When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.
Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.
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Her husband left her as she was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe.
She was fat
“My husband said he would not go. With a wife that was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe”
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When a gust of wind blows someones skirt up and they have to hold it down. Like Marilyn Monroe's famous scene in 'The Seven Year Itch'
(gust of wind)
Girl : damn my skirt trust me to have a Marilyn Monroe Moment and flash everyone
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1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.
2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.
1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."
2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."
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