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the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
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Yo son.. Where's my fricken quesadillas.. That road head was pretty good lass nite huh.. We best do it again but this tyme at a dead end street!!
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A bowling ball that can knock all 10 pins without any pins.
James Martinez is a powerhouse
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.
"I could have sworn Hermione Granger was Mexican after I gave her a Wet Back Martinez"
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Omar is the world famous ball licker. Omar is known around the world for licking big gay balls. Omar lives in parlier CA and has a statue of him licking balls built in that city. People from around the world love to stop by and see him lick balls.
John: Yo Nate have you heard the big news?
Nate: No what’s up?
John: Dude the famous ball licker Omar Martinez is in town. We should go see him
Nate: I’m down
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Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
A midget that eats rolandos cabreras ass
Fuck that Cesar Martinez Jr. cunt
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