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Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someoneโ€™s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wifeโ€™s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

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bad-o-meter

the measurement of "badness"
A.K.A the scale of rating a certain individual's bad level. (bad in the form of an extremely sexy/ appealing quality) =

some random bitch: "Omg!!! Tyler scored a 98 on the bad-o-meter"
Rebecca: "wow...i'm so lucky, thats HOTT as hell"

by McFizzlezzs November 15, 2008


plast-o-meter

What a particular female looks like after Iโ€™ve plastered her face!

( Came on)

That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter

by Tre808 January 7, 2018


hundred meter splash

Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.

That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.

by Vin coosan July 25, 2014


kink-o-meter

the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.

JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.

by Infinity.Syc0 December 30, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž