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Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.
Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.
When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.
Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.
Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!
Frankie: What the Shell!!
A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
Someone who has pussy on there face alot
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'
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v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
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