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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.
Love, the Pistons
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I donโt like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe ๐
I donโt like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe ๐
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
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โ damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember askingโ
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My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.
Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?
Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!
My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing
My thoughts on the experience I must acknowledge that early in life I know nothing
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1970๋ ๋์ ๋ฑ์ฅํ ํํ์ผ๋ก ์์ด๋ก ์์ดํ, ์๋ด๋ฅผ ๋ปํ๋ค. ์ง์ญํ๋ฉด ๋ณต์ข ํด์ผ ํ ๋์์ด ๋๋ ์ฌ์. ์ฆ ๊ณต์ฒ๊ฐ์ ๋ถ์ธ์ธ ์ ์ธ๋ฐ ์ผ๋ฐ์ ์ผ๋ก ์ฝ๊ฐ ์ ๋จธ๋ฌ์คํ๊ฒ ์๋ด๋ฅผ ํํํ ๋ ์ด๋ค. ์ค์ฌ์ SWMBO ๋ผ๊ณ ์ฐ๊ธฐ๋ ํ๋ค. -์์์ผ
I need to get the donner ready tonight or she-who-must-be-obeyed will get upset