Cat

Not a dog. Also a huge cockblock when skyping your girl

See that animal is a cat.
Man that cat is annoying when we talk

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cats

somthing that took over youtube back in 2016

cats

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cat

A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.

Today, I forgot to worship the cat, and it smited my friend, bob.

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Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up what a cat is?

"Meow, Meow?"
"Duh, a cat says that!"
"Oh…"

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Cat

1. A domesticated house-pet, they like to lie around the house and shit everywhere. They generally have no soul and are vastly considered inferior to dogs as companions. However, wild cats like lions and tigers are pretty cool.

2. A cool guy, usually a jazz musician.

1. My cat ran away, but who really cares. Time to get a dog.

2. Man, that is one cool cat. He can play!

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Cat

A small, furry housepet that goes good broiled over rice.

What are you eating?....OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A CAT?

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Cat

A furry Animal that steals your breath!!!

You've Been Warned!!

Girl: *goes to sleep*
Cat: *lays on face and steals breath* MEOW

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