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october 5th is national wlw day
wlw = woman loving woman
it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb
person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!
person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens
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June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time
Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit
The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.
Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?
Chad: nah bro, that’s weird
Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today
On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.
You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15
National Slap day means You gonna get slapped
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Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)
"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"
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A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women
The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine
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