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A retail clothing store owned by Gap Inc. famous more for it's musical, trendy commercials then it's merchandise.
"Let's go to Old Navy and buy a tunic or some burmuda shorts!" or "Hey! It's that funny Old Navy commercial!"
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another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.
I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.
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Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
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Is a judo chop that is performed by jumping high into the air, a leg raised so it will seem that you are about to drop kick the person, so while they cringe they expose their neck, where a brutalizing judo chop is performed on it. Usually leads to instantaneous death, however there has been known to be survivors, but those are very rare, and you should not be expect to survive if the Navy Chop is performed on you.
Requirements in order to do the Navy Chop:
Must have served time in the Navy
Must be a Freemason
Must be from Kyrgyzstan
Must be a brother of Phi Chi Epsilon
B.rab: Damn, that guy is taking your girl bro
Borat: *smirks* It's alright
Performs the Navy Chop on the guy
B.rab: Damn bro, remind me not to fuck around with any of your girls
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A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.
Dark Navi: You're a dipshit.
(A common saying of hers)
The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.
Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys
An open palmed rub down on a persons crotch over their pants, as was done in the navy.
He gives a good navy rub.
I didn’t go all the way, but I did give her a good navy rub.