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ima be honest with you, im kinda retarded
mom ima be honsest with you, i think im knida alex jones
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A.K.A Mike Jones
The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.
A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
Who? Dyke Jones
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The sexiest British girl in world. A glamour model for British mags such as Nuts and Page 3 of the Sun. Has massive boobs as well.
Rosie Jones has enormous boobs
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Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."
Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.
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The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.
“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”
Ann Jones is a very well known tennis player, who played for England in the 1960's. She won Wimbledon in 1969 and it the same year, won the French Open and the doubles at Wimbledon. Her favorite ground to play on is grass. Her Birthday is the 17th October. She has three children (Pippa Jones, Michael Jones and Christopher Jones) and is married, she has seven grand children (William Jones, Harriet Jones, Elizabeth Whitehouse, Charlotte Jones, Emily Whitehouse, Oliver Whitehouse and Daisy Whitehouse).
Ann Jones was a marvelous tennis player.
Ann Jones won Wimbledon in 1969!
Do you think Ann Jones will win this year?
Big black hall monitor yells at everyone and mean as fuck
Terrion jones is a big black hall monitor at a school name mcnair he is mean and yells at everyone