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The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.
Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!
Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...
A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.
Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.
A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future
aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future