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Old Digger

The male equivalent of a female "Gold Digger." These greedy young guys don't care what age their woman is...as long as they have an estate.

"Dude, you're boning that sea hag Margaret? You're an Old Digger!"

by Dilberto December 28, 2010


old girlfriend

You hate her, but you still kind of love her.

Mixed feelings about an old girlfriend

by GSDboy January 15, 2013


old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010


old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 2, 2008


the old you

1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad.

2) Used to tell somebody that they have changed, either in a good or bad way.

a) The old you would have tapped that hussey all night.

b) The old you would never have thought about stealing that bitches TV while TJ was banging her mum, what's got into you man?

by benjiUØCH August 26, 2007


old maid

a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)

My mother had an old maid aunt who lived with my mother's parents.

by N'Awlins Contrarian March 31, 2010

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the old days

The days you're never going to have back.

The days you can look back on and think, "i miss it so much." or, "what was i thinking? i'm glad it's not like that anymore."

When most people talk about the old days, they discuss good memories with old friends. Sometimes, this topic can become very emotional and sometimes awkward (depending on the topic).

The old days are the days that are gone and done for. They won't come back. You could try, but nothing is or ever will be exactly the same as things were in the past. Even if they come very close. But the past is the past because it's over with. And there's nothing you can do about it, no matter how hard you try.

Person #1: Remember when you me and john used to hang out every weekend and watch movies and play guitar and play trivial pursuit?

Person #2: Oh yeah, god, i miss the old days.

OR;

Person #1: Remember when Mark pushed you down the stairs?

Person #2: Uh, let's not talk about the old days..

by CCCOR October 28, 2007

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