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Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"
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Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman
The Crotchety Old Man is pants
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Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."
Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
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Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.
Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.
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Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.
I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.
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The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?