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astro cup

a menstral cup...

BITCH U A ASTRO CUP

by yoon nugget November 17, 2017


astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 5, 2003


Sir Astro

A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory

1. Sir Astro is so cute

2. Sir Astro is so smart
3. You are definitely an alpha male Sir Astro

by carnivorekoala December 18, 2018


Astro buddie

Instead of soul mates they are actually astro buddies because their love and connection goes through space and different countries

When two people are so close they experience the same thing when they are apart.

Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.

Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.

by Italian plumbob May 29, 2014


Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?

On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.

by That Guy Did It.. March 7, 2011


Anon from Astro

superior surfer and overall better human being than Ryannitro9

I want Anon from Astro in me.

by itsanon June 8, 2021


Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.

The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021