The Shuffle Effect

When playing an Ipod or MP3 player on shuffle and perfect songs come on for your mood and/or situation.

"I just smoked a joint and was walking down Penny Lane, when Penny Lane by the Beatles came on my Ipod."

"Dude, the Shuffle Effect just happened to me on the way over here!"

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

shuffle juice

When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.

Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!

Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

zamboli shuffle

A dance move where you rock your shoulders up and down while celebrating good news!

When the judge ordered my ex to pay up, I did the Zamboli shuffle out of the court room.

cabbie shuffle

The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.

Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.

After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"

Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"

Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"

Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.