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slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
October 25th is officially known as National Orphan Day.
National Orphan Day:
Famous People:
1. Jayden C Batts
2. Katy Perry
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Brian Kelly
5. Bob Knight
The act of removing ones parents.
I completed the orphanization process by the hosts parents.
Children who get left at home while the parents go play bingo all the time.
“Look at those bingo orphans.”
“Poor kids are turning into bingo orphans.”
When you are the only attractive person in your family.
Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.