Oyster Billy

When you have a group chat or any event and someones being a douche/ wildly homosexual for no reason.

"Man, tommys being a real oyster billy after those totally un-pc homophobic remarks."

oyster fest

An event comprising primarily of Women. The opposite of a sausage fest

Yo, this boy band concert is a oyster fest

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Slutty Oyster

Definitely the most slutty creature of the sea.

'Damn, that slutty oyster's shell is wide open!'

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Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

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Cold Oyster

The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.

I was in the lift the other day and had to choke down a cold oyster

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marlboro oyster

the multi-colored glob that long-time smokers sometimes cough up that vaguely resembles an oyster

smoker: ::coughs and spits glob on pavement::

guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.

smoker: nah, that's just a marlboro oyster.

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poppin' oysters

poppin' oysters (verb): to have a repetition of short, loud farts. Usually leads up to a poop.

Tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*

"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"

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