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Possibly the best candy in the history of the world. Almost a mysterious figure in the eyes of some, can change your cravings into feelings of death. Shaped like normal peanuts (but colored pinkish orange for a circus-theme), they can either be chewy or soft, depending on the brand who creates them. The only brands willing to even incorporate the words "Circus" and "Peanut" together are generic candy brands found in the rural town gas stations of America, and maybe even other places. Known to many as "That gross orange peanut that nobody likes", Some may think of it as god-like.
Facts (Taken from Wikipedia):
-The type of gelatin used in it is Pork Skin.
-In 1963, General Mills vice president John Holahan inventively discovered that Circus Peanuts shavings yielded a tasty enhancement to his breakfast cereal. General Mills formalized the innovation and created Lucky Charms, the first breakfast cereal to contain marshmallow bits (or "marbits").
-Over the years the best selling item has been orange in color, banana in flavor, and peanut in shape
Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat for boys and girls.
This treat, kids, is a gift from the Gods.
Dang Nabbit those Circus Peanuts are badical, I was cravin' em so badlike and once I had some I felt like never wanting them again, and boom an hour later I'm cravin for another whole helping of em'.
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Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.
Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.
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when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.
i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.
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The highly intelligent Chihuahua from Staten Island that communicated non verbally and could actually read your mind. This one of a kind Zord was extremely loving but had no problem expressing his displeasure when you misunderstood Peanut.
Peanut Zord wants you to take him out.
A fooligan who messes around, often distrubing others.
*Camp Winnipesaukee
Mr. Fletcher: I thought I told you tw- two party peanuts to GO TO BED!
Justin and Jimmy - Party Peanuts?
When you stick your cock into an elephants ass and your dicks covered in elepehant shit
Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an elephant.
John likes to peanut pound.
Ozzie is a peanut pounder
In American Football, the action of a defensive player forcing a fumble by punching the ball out of the offensive ball carrier's hands with a clenched fist. The technique being a trademark of former Chicago Bears' defensive back Charles "Peanut" Tillman.
Troy Aikman: There's that Peanut Punch once again being executed to perfection to force the fumble and completely shift the momentum of this game.