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"san pedro" (Trichocereus pachanoi) is a "dangerous" visionary drink. that's a famous cactus extract from mexico, peru, bolivia and ecuador. its used to shaman rituals to get relaxed.
san pedro gets me to find myself... ritual
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A very sexy awesome brave and great guy. Is one of the biggest freaks in bed youll ever meet. Girls love the pleasure his long tounge brings to them. Very charismatic has alot of friends. And a lot of girls will wish they had him. He has a lot of girls to choose from but he denies it because he only focuses on that one girl that drives him crazy all of the time. He is a great athlete great friend honest loyal and he will keep your secrets no matter what he wont tell anyone anything even under the greatest preassure. He is a Great actor and usually has a smoking hot body that drives girls nuts!! You are lucky if you have pedro as a friend and even luckier if u have him as your boyfriend. But you would never ever want to be on his bad side although usually short when threatned by another person alone or in front of his friends he is no longer that nice guy you use to like he is the hulk himself.
Pedro junior is a great guy to have around.
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The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.
Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'
It also wears the same clothes every single day.
Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'
Doesn't know how an ipod works.
If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).
Resembles Sevurus Snape.
Bullshitter.
Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico
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A former pediatric surgeon, Pedro Juan Rosselló became the most corrupt governor the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico has ever had. He lead the country into bankrupcy and fled to Virginia. After loosing a primary election in March 2008, Puerto Rico has been able to enjoy one thing: the absense of Rosselló from public life.
Tú ere' má' pillo que Pedro Rosselló y lo' cuarenta ladrone'.
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Colombian Pedro Lopez who was convicted of 57 murders in 1980 but is suspected of killing 300 young girls and is the worst serial killer ever.
He rape and killing young girls for pleasure.
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The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.
Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.
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a very freaky girl.. usually resembles a zombie when received little sleep. She also loves rough sex.
guys run away before alexis pedro eats your brains!!!
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