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Pikachu is a yellow electric mouse with red pouches on its cheeks. Pikachu comes from the Japanese word Pika (mouse) and chu (squeak/the sound that mice make). Pikachu is known as one of the best mice in the world but also the worst mice in the world.
“My Pikachu is so strong.” Guy 1 claims.
“Pikachu is so weak. How could a Pikachu be strong?” Guy 2 says.
“Pika Pi, Chu Pika? (you dare defy my power?)” Guy 1’s Pikachu growls.
R.I.P Guy 2. 2024 - 2024.
Let’s be honest here, eevee is much better in everything wise, but it would help if pikachu wasn’t the mascot for every fucking Pokémon game. Have you ever seen a Pokémon game that doesn’t have a pikachu in its title nowadays? Well I have too but still
1: I hate pikachu, praise eevee, the TRUE GOD
2: The divorce was three years ago dude, get over it
Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A BITCH!
A pokemon that is cute and cool but is massively overrated. Other pokemon are better (fight me)
People who think pikachu is the best pokemon in the world haven't played the game.