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A bizzare expression used by some people to describe the small, square cushions placed on a couch to enhance it's comfort and aesthetics, as opposed to the larger cushions which form the seat and are hence integral to the couch.
They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.
From Step Brothers (2008):
Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"
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1.) When someone is so incredibly annoying or says something so douchbaggery-like that you want to take a pillow and hold it on top of their fucking face until you smother them.
2.) Number one treatment used for Oral Diarrhea, Word Squirts, or Verbal Incontinence of any kind.
3.) The Quietist way to kill off people or things that are a complete waste of space, totally socially inept, or just really really old.
1.) If she doesnt shut her fucking face on that blue tooth I`m going to give her the pillow treatment!
2.) That gorked out patient from that god-awful Nursing Home is back for the third time this week! She needs a pillow treatment STAT!
3.) If that peg-leg tart cart doesn't shut up about his stupid mother fucking dog, I am gonna give him the pillow treament!!
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What you make when you arrange your books and folders on your desk at school or work for optimal comfort when putting your head down to take a nap.
"Dude, I made the most comfortable desk pillow EVER in chemistry last period."
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a term to describe an anatomic quality of a woman in which during the act of fellatio, there is disambiguation of where the tip of the penis ends and where her mouth begins, likened unto putting your cock into an incredibly soft pillow.
Dude, she's got a pillow mouth; I had to marry her.
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A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
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The application of a pillow over the face of a particularly needy or annoying patient with enough force to occlude the airway, resulting in the patient's demise. See also: negative patient care outcome,bit the shit, and knock their dick in the dirt.
If that patient in room 3604 presses his call light one more time, nurse Heidi is going to ask her tech Kevin to apply pillow therapy.
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Usually a homosexual/mlm bottom
I love my pillow prince alex.
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