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Church is okay, but G-Zuss just can't compete with secular pleasures.
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Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.
Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."
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Is the feeling one experiences as they climax during a sexual activity of any kind. This is similar but better than your standard orgasm.
Jimmy is deep inside Sarah. Giving her an outstanding pounding and a free ride to Pleasuretown. Right as Jimmy is about to orgasm, he realizes this time is different and yells, "I'm having a PLEASURE MOMENT!"... As he collapses on Sarah, post pleasure moment, Jimmy realizes he will never be the same.
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A great person to talk to and hang out with.
"Kathy is a pleasure to be around" said everyone
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A game played with pool balls on a pool table. One player stands on each side of the table (played with 4 players in all). Each player receives 4 balls. The object of the game is to whip the balls around the table trying to crush your opponents fingers. If your fingers are hit, you have the option of staying in the game or quitting. The last person left is the winner. Once a ball falls into a pocket, it cannot be retreived. If all the balls are gone, then all the pockets are emptied onto the table and the game continues. Fast pace + lots of riccochet = fun game of Pleasure Time.
Hey man wanna shoot some pool?
Nah, I'd rather play Pleasure Time!
Didn't Johnny break his finger playing that game?
Yeah, but that's because he's a n00b.
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pleasuring a woman with youe goatee
once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more
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When you're having sexual intercourse in a McDonald's parking lot and you smack your partner with a Big Mac while calling them "Lexington"
Me & Bae were at McDonald's and i gave him a Lexington pleasure
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