Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.
Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mineβs way tighter!!
A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.
Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.
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When you put mustard on your dick
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When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.
I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.
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a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!
wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...
Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again
Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
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slang term for βI have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.β
βHey jimmy, I have Portland!!β
βgood for you budβ