prom diet

The three things to indulge on about a month before going to a high school prom.

Beer
Sexercise
Tanning

"Wow Lindsey you look really bronze and in shape."
"Yeah I've been on prom diet for the last few weeks."

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palm prom

a slang term for male masturbation

"Babe you've been a beast in bed lately, are you seeing someone else?" ... " what? no! I have just been taking myself to palm prom, twice a day."

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Prom belly

Teenage pregnancy.

Did you hear Piney got prom belly? She's due any minute now!

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Prom Layover

The day after prom when you realize you only went and spent a lot of money on your date so that you could get laid

Dalton "dude my prom layover is really taking a toll on my gas money."
Parker "yea man but you got some!"
Dalton "you're right it was totally worth it."

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Prom Brain

Condition in which you excessively think about prom, things related to prom, prom dresses, prom hair, prom shoes, prom makeup. Only cured by attending prom.

Girl 1: "I keep looking at prom dresses even though I already have a dress!"

Girl 2: "I think you might have prom brain."

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Prom Pretty

Prom Pretty defines a woman as feeling confidant about herself and one who takes extra effort to look and feel good about herself in every way. All women have Prom Pretty within them.

Jacqueline went to the interview feeling Prom Pretty and presented herself as the candidate to hire.

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prom coup

The action of forcibly removing the prom king and queen from their position of power and replacing them with a pair of unattractive and unpopular students just to fuck with the high school clique system.

Prom Attendee: "Yo dude, you should've gone to the prom last night".

Unattractive and Unpopular Guy: "Nah, I'm too unattractive and unpopular. I would've been laughed out of there."

Prom Attendee: "No you wouldn't, you might've been crowned prom king!"

Unattractive and Unpopular Guy: (Sarcastically) "Real funny man."

Prom Attendee: "No seriously, we staged a prom coup! The new prom king and queen ended up being Chubby Charlie and Pizza-face Patricia."

Unattractive and Unpopular Guy: "DAMN IT!"

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