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When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out
Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
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When a girl gives a blowjob and the guy proceeds to repeatedly smack his balls into the girls eye sockets, thus giving her two raccoon-like eyes.
Girl 1: ...and then when he finished he told me he gave me raccoon glasses?
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.
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When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”
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The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
"Mr. T and I did the Happy Raccoon and then I tried it with a real raccoon"- Antonio Banderas
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It is a city that was nuked after an outbreak of the T-Virus in the Resident Evil movie and game series. It was sorrounded by a giant wall created before the incident just in case the outbreak happened which it did.
raccoon city was a war zone until it was nuked
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When a man takes a shit and wipes his ass towards his balls. Once he has the poo on his balls he sits on his girls head and puts his balls on her eyes. Hence the poo raccoon!!
Basically a tea bag to the eyes with shit. Thus giving you the Poo Raccoon!
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