Ramen Noodle

1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.

2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food

3) The best thing to happen to America

girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet

girl 2) huh?

girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds

girl 2) ....

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Ramen Noodles

Poor people's food.

Hey Kenny, pass the Ramen.

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Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

mmm ramen

It's when ramen is so good that u gotta be like mmm ramen

Goddam this is some mmm ramen

Ramen Nudes

They Are Nude Noodles... What Else Would They Be, Nude Bread?

These Ramen Nudes Have No Flavor...

Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

square-of-ramen

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.

"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."