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Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin

I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024


National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

On the month of April we celebrate the return of an very Awesomeness old school anime known as shaman king with a amazing story, characters, music, and so much more.

National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

Awesomeness shaman king fans who grow up with shaman king just like me and newer fans who not only watched shaman king but also enjoy ever moment of it as well.

by Yolanda kikou Queen of Brolys February 26, 2021


redbox and return

When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)

I thought we would get to Hulu and Commitment but she was more of a Redbox and Return kind of girl.

by TheJokeThatIsMyLife April 13, 2016


Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012


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I invented and made and created muahlonnbe returns relbjalood🩸payback its the best bemmimgfilm ever. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY September 27, 2023


return the favor

sending nudes

"Hey, could you for the love of God, return the favor?"

by OmniBreaker November 16, 2018


super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018