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bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019


Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024


pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 7, 2024


Rim job rift drop

Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop

Dude I had the greatest rim job rift drop playing fortnite

by Memes for paninis September 17, 2018


Pacific Rim Job

1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg

Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.

by July 25, 2021


Pacific Rim Job

When you visit a city located on the Pacific Rim (Tokyo, Sydney, etc.) and get some sort of sexual action, such as a hand or blow job. This gives someone asking about your sexual activity just enough information to know if you got some but not enough to disturb them.

"Hey how was your trip to Tokyo?"

"It was great; i got a Pacific Rim job at this club!"

"Nice. Maybe ill go to Tokyo"

by almostfunny November 23, 2013

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Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is April 20, 2018

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